Friday, October 17, 2008

THE BLIRT 10/17 & Joe The Plumber, Of Course!

FACEBOOK

I think we need to start a section to feature the best Facebook Status comments - thoughts? I am one of many, many people addicted to Status updates, and I'm thankful for the Facebook link on my blackberry so I can check it every three minutes!

Take this note, for instance:

"Stacy went to a horror play, then hung out with a circus performer. Random night."

YEAH, that IS a random night! This little tidbit makes me want to know more about the story, but it's just enough to make me giggle and laugh at Stacy.

It's also fun to see the updates during the presidential debates. One of my favorites was:

"Melinda is looking for "Joe Plumber's" profile on Facebook."

Everyone was ranting about Joe the Plumber, but she was the first to tie it back to everyone being on Facebook. Brilliant.

Last night I was on the train and had to share my gross commute with everone (go figure):

"Patti is sitting next to a man on the train who is chewing peanuts with his mouth open. I love the smell of peanut butter, but this is nasty!!"

For some reason, even though that experience made me a bit nauseous last night, I woke up craving peanut butter and had to get an English Muffin w/PB this morning. Unfortunately, this is what happens when you put cold PB on a hot toasted muffin - it tasted good, though!

There is soooo much going on this week, right?

Not really sure what McCain was thinking here, but it's quite a photo:


"Wed Oct 15, 11:15 PM ETUS Republican presidential nominee Senator John McCain (R-AZ) reacts to almost heading the wrong way off the stage after shaking hands with Democratic presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) at the conclusion of the final presidential debate at Hofstra University in Hempstead, New York, October 15, 2008. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES) US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008"

I'm also not sure what he was thinking with Joe the Plumber, but that guy is HATING (I'm sorry...should I pull a Palin and say 'hatin' now?) LIFE right now. Not only did we find out he doesn't have a plumbing license and isn't part of the plumber's union, but he also owes back taxes, his company's union supports Obama, he was once listed as a memeber of the Natural Law Party, and he only discussed buying the plumbing company back in 2002 when he interviewed with them. And after all of this, his taxes would actually be lower under the Obama plan. You can't make this stuff up! Clearly he is having a very bad week.

Also not having a good week is David Duchovny - apparently, he's been in NYC trying to lay low, but he was out for a jog a few days ago and ended up jogging by a restaurant where Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were eating, and WHAM! Millions of paparazzi were there to snap some photos...

Having a great week are execs at AIG! Do they have any openings? They just went on a nice littel huntin' trip:

"...AIG officials declined to say which AIG executives attended the trip, which reports have said racked up an $86,000 tab. News of the hunting trip surfaced just days after AIG received an additional $37.8 billion loan from the Federal Reserve, on top of a previous $85 billion emergency loan granted last month."
  • Jamie Lynn preggers again? Her camp is saying "absolutely NOT!" We'll see...
  • Peter Cook (Brinkley's ex) may be more of a scumbag than we thought...a s.e.x. tape has surfaced with him and Bianchi in his office (gross) and she may not have known he was taping? What is wrong with people?
  • Stevie Wonder said one of his houses was destroyed in the wild fires in CA, but his reps are saying his houses are fine? what's up with this?
  • Apparently, the term Cougar does not apply to all older women with younger men. So, if you're in your early 30's and you're dating a boy in his 20's, you should consider yourself a PUMA. Pre-Cougar is apparently now Puma. Does that apply to 37 years old??? hhhmmm...

So have a GREAT HAIR DAY today!! (mine is FANTASTIC today, if I do say so myself).

Have an awesome weekend!

Enjoy your Friday Song of the Day:

Snow Patrol : Take Back the City

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjD8KuQipAk

Me and my fabulously straight hair are off...

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